Captain Jack Harkness (
jackedthename) wrote2011-11-08 12:06 am
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accidental video
[The PCD turns on, flipped on its side. A button has been hit unintentionally, and the viewer is treated to a sideways video of one Jack Harkness, naked and partially covered in a bedsheet. He's glaring at another pair of sheets that have been tied to the bedposts, muttering curses in languages probably no one other than the Doctor and the Master actually know. As hard as he tries, he can't actually get free of those sheets, and he has things he'd rather be doing.]
Ianto? Little help here? ... ...Ianto? It'd be really nice if Owen didn't have to untie me, if only for my dignity. You do like me having dignity, right?
[...Speaking of dignity. Jack finally turns and blinks a bit at the running PCD, before attacking the camera with his free hand hurriedly.] Oh, bugger this.
Ianto? Little help here? ... ...Ianto? It'd be really nice if Owen didn't have to untie me, if only for my dignity. You do like me having dignity, right?
[...Speaking of dignity. Jack finally turns and blinks a bit at the running PCD, before attacking the camera with his free hand hurriedly.] Oh, bugger this.
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No killing this time, alright?
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Gonna hold that against a guy forever?
[maybe ten minutes later, there's a knock on the door and Thomas leans carefully casual against the threshold.] Do I even want to know what happened or should I just use my imagination?
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Gotta say, though, that wasn't a bad way to go.
[Jack would get up and say hello, but for the sheets.] Well, it wasn't Ianto, or so he says.
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Too bad, I was going to send a fruit basket. [Assuming there was even fruit in this crazy place]
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Well there goes that idea. You always that eager to ruin the surprise?
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Like what you see?
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[His smile is pure hedonism and bad ideas at the moment as Thomas leans closer to Jack's lips. Maybe just a taste.]
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You're really big on surprises, aren't you?
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--If it helps, this one's a surprise to me, too.
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I didn't really figure you for the true love type.
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We all have our secrets, handsome.
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Should I be flattered I keep running into yours?
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I don't know, have you run into him yet?
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Wouldn't know. I don't kiss every guy I run across. [A pause, and a smirk.] Just most of them.
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Dunno if he'd kiss you, actually.
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As long as he's not the jealous type.
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[He gestures to the door with a smirk.] You going to be alright or are you going to trapped in your pants the second I turn around?
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You'd have to have lost them at some point between now and then if you're going to want my help with that.
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