accidental video

[jackedthename]

[The PCD turns on, flipped on its side. A button has been hit unintentionally, and the viewer is treated to a sideways video of one Jack Harkness, naked and partially covered in a bedsheet. He's glaring at another pair of sheets that have been tied to the bedposts, muttering curses in languages probably no one other than the Doctor and the Master actually know. As hard as he tries, he can't actually get free of those sheets, and he has things he'd rather be doing.]

Ianto? Little help here? ... ...Ianto? It'd be really nice if Owen didn't have to untie me, if only for my dignity. You do like me having dignity, right?

[...Speaking of dignity. Jack finally turns and blinks a bit at the running PCD, before attacking the camera with his free hand hurriedly.] Oh, bugger this.

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[video]

[jackedthename.livejournal.com]

Right. I'd nearly forgotten.

[video]

[soundsofdrums.livejournal.com]

[He waves his hand dismissively.]

Luckily for you, I have better things to do in this world than to bring back old hobbies. Right now, I'll just innocently laugh at you. Quite a bit. Really, that's not how bondage is suppose to work. Tying yourself by accident rather defeats the purpose.

[video]

[jackedthename.livejournal.com]

I know quite well how bondage works, thanks.

[video]

[soundsofdrums.livejournal.com]

I'm certain that you do, considering your supposed inability to keep it in your pants.

[video]

[jackedthename.livejournal.com]

What, jealous I never paid attention to you? Sorry, but I do have standards.

[video]

[soundsofdrums.livejournal.com]

Oh, please, don't flatter yourself. I can barely stand to look at you.

[video]

[jackedthename.livejournal.com]

You certainly enjoyed it enough on the Valiant. Maybe that was the chains, though.

[video]

[soundsofdrums.livejournal.com]

It was mostly the chains. That, and the lovely de-stressing fun of it all. Running a planet and planning a universal takeover is more difficult than you could ever imagine.

[video]

[jackedthename.livejournal.com]

You poor darling.

I'm glad to know that Martha kept you stressed, though.

Re: [video]

[soundsofdrums.livejournal.com]

Don't flatter her either. I hardly cared about her, even if in hindsight, I ought to have paid more attention. Still! Even seasoned veterans such as myself slip up from time to time.

[video]

[jackedthename.livejournal.com]

Pretty big slip-up, if I remember right.

[video]

[soundsofdrums.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately.

[video]

[jackedthename.livejournal.com]

Once again, my heart breaks for you.