jackedthename | accidental video

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accidental video

[The PCD turns on, flipped on its side. A button has been hit unintentionally, and the viewer is treated to a sideways video of one Jack Harkness, naked and partially covered in a bedsheet. He's glaring at another pair of sheets that have been tied to the bedposts, muttering curses in languages probably no one other than the Doctor and the Master actually know. As hard as he tries, he can't actually get free of those sheets, and he has things he'd rather be doing.]

Ianto? Little help here? ... ...Ianto? It'd be really nice if Owen didn't have to untie me, if only for my dignity. You do like me having dignity, right?

[...Speaking of dignity. Jack finally turns and blinks a bit at the running PCD, before attacking the camera with his free hand hurriedly.] Oh, bugger this.

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[Sob, he sees you there judging him, Mrs Pond. ;;]

...Apparently the animus don't like me having dignity.

[Hey, hey now. Who said anything about judging? She's admiring.]

No no, you can keep that.

[Oh, well, good. Jack gives her a long-suffering look, in any case, and sighs.]

Fat lot of good it does me, tied to a bed with no Ianto about.

Ianto's your ... boyfriend? [Curious] Surely he's about somewhere.

[There's a slight pause.] Sort of, yeah, he is.

Well, if he were, I would ...probably not be talking to you, so -- I expect he's off making coffee or something.

Or maybe he's watching and enjoying the feed like everyone else.

No need to enjoy the feed when he could walk in and see it. [Have a charming grin, Amy.]

Some people like a bit of voyeurism?

...You make a good point.

So how'd you get into that mess, anyway? Or maybe a name would be more kosher to ask for first?

Ianto and I were having a bit of fun. Just so happens this is the sort of fun I can't get out of, even though it's just damn bedsheets.

Maybe don't leave the PCD so near the bed when you're havin' fun, next time? And what- y'can't get out of some sheets? Are those muscles painted on or somethin'? [She's joking! Sort of.]

[There's an eyeroll.] Darling, if you knew me better you'd wonder why I wasn't out of these in about five minutes.

No, think it's the animus having fun with us again.

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