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[jackedthename]

[Hello, Adstringers! You are being treated this evening with the lovely sight of one Captain Jack Harkness swigging from a dust-covered bottle of whiskey, seated in the casino. Dusty or not, it's still alcohol, and thus worthy of his attentions. He takes one last long swig, wipes his lips, and then turns his attention to the PCD.]

Right, I've had about enough of this place. Never liked being anyone's toy, and other than that, it's bloody boring the rest of the time. So. Let's have some excitement, shall we?

[He turns, draws his gun, and promptly shoots out a few of the casino windows. When he turns back to the PCD, he's just smirking.]

Who's up for it?

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[population-ctrl.livejournal.com]

After the event, certainly.

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[jackedthename.livejournal.com]

[And he laughs.] Mate, the way I'm going, there won't be any left by then.

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[population-ctrl.livejournal.com]

Shame. But probably for the best.

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[jackedthename.livejournal.com]

And why's that?

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[population-ctrl.livejournal.com]

If you drink yourself stupid, you won't be much of a problem.

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[jackedthename.livejournal.com]

[That just gets another chuckle, wryly amused.] It takes a lot to get me drunk.

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[population-ctrl.livejournal.com]

Then by all means, don't let me hold you up.

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[jackedthename.livejournal.com]

Pity you're not coming, we could've had some fun. You're cute.

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[population-ctrl.livejournal.com]

[Stare. STARE.]

... pardon?

[video] I would apologise but this is kinda hilarious.

[jackedthename.livejournal.com]

Oh, please, you know you heard me.

[video] lmao yes it is, I died. XDDD

[population-ctrl.livejournal.com]

Yes, well. Don't be ridiculous.

[video] glad to be of service!

[jackedthename.livejournal.com]

What's ridiculous about it?

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[population-ctrl.livejournal.com]

Everything. [Glancing through the other replies.] And you shouldn't be flirting with my wife.

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[jackedthename.livejournal.com]

Ah, right, married. Well, I don't mind sharing. [There's a smirk.]

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[population-ctrl.livejournal.com]

That... doesn't surprise me.

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[jackedthename.livejournal.com]

Didn't think it would.